Gordon in the morning: The only thing better than a bra is a bra removed

It must be amazing if you're, like, twelve: Gordon is all excited by the two Lady GaGa gigs in London.

On Wednesday, it was almost too much:

The previous night she stunned gig-goers at the tiny O2 Academy2 Islington on Wednesday night by performing unannounced in her bra.

Clearly, the sight of a lady's bra rendered Smart incapable of shaping a sentence with any degree of elegance.

But imagine! Lady GaGa in a bra! Whatever could be better than that?

GaGa No Bra

Yes, the next night she wore an outfit which didn't have a bra underneath.

It should be stressed that Gordon isn't locked away in a small room remembering seeing a woman in a bra:

Many over-excitied female gig-goers stripped down to their underwear in tribute to the singer's first appearance as well, witnesses said.

Yes, there wasn't anyone from his team there.

Gordon was at the bigger, mainstream date. Look, here's most of the review:

Before the song she cheekily said: "I read the list of journalists earlier and I know you don't wanna review this show you just want to get drunk and have a good time."

That's so harsh, Mrs GaGa. They want to see some flesh too, you know. Those 'outrageous' headlines don't generate themselves.