Gordon in the morning: It's meant to be funny?

An awkward photo of Gordon standing holding a prize? It can only mean he's stolen a prize.

Hang on, no, apparently it's his. He went to the Loaded Comedy Awards - surely the fourth or fifth most important comedy awards, and known (by nobody) as the LAFTAs and came away with a prize:

I won the gong for the third year on the trot. Clarkson will be hurt. It's the one the Top Gear host has always wanted.

Having won a comedy prize, Gordon decided to do a little joke. Did you spot it?

Perhaps the judges - understandably - have mistaken Bizarre column for a comedy effort where a thirteen year-old boy has somehow found himself writing captions for paparazzi shots?