Hang on, no, apparently it's his. He went to the Loaded Comedy Awards - surely the fourth or fifth most important comedy awards, and known (by nobody) as the LAFTAs and came away with a prize:
I won the gong for the third year on the trot. Clarkson will be hurt. It's the one the Top Gear host has always wanted.Having won a comedy prize, Gordon decided to do a little joke. Did you spot it?
Perhaps the judges - understandably - have mistaken Bizarre column for a comedy effort where a thirteen year-old boy has somehow found himself writing captions for paparazzi shots?