Modern music? Ooh, it's just rubbish, I don't know how young people can listen to it, says great uncle Jay Kay:
"There's just too much manufactured nonsense for me these days - lads in boybands who are getting a wage from the label.And there's no tunes any more, and you can't make out the words. And the clothes they wear! Like nothing you've ever seen. What time is Countdown on?
"I consider myself very lucky indeed to have had the career I have. I listen to the radio now and you can't tell artists apart."
Actually, we do agree with him on one point: he is bloody lucky to have had the career he did.