Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Wentz-Simpson: the divorce

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have announced their divorce, citing irreconcilable difficulties in getting themselves into the gossip columns.

A spokesman for Pete Wentz said "oh, this so unfair, you just don't understand" and stomped upstairs to play Limp Bizkit.

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