Gordon in the morning: Kissing

Gordon comes over all hot and bothered with a photo of Christina Aguilera:

AGUILERA ignores the fact she's in public and gets passionate with her man...

And where is this public space?

...in back of car

Oh, that sort of public place. Public, if your lens is long enough, and you squint past the headrests and don't get driven into. I mean, it's practically like doing it in the road. If you ignore the car.