Gordon's big splash story - about Jordan, who used to be in ITV2's Peter Andre Show, being in a car crash - has got a problem this morning; if you click on the link, it takes you right back to the page you were on. Don't know if this is because the story had to be pulled in a hurry, or simply because the people who know HTML at Wapping couldn't bring themselves to code the link properly.
In actually working news, Marilyn Manson loves Greggs:
Speaking at Cleo, he said: "What's that place in good old England? The bakers? Greggs, that's right Greggs. They do the best pasties there."Yes, Gordon did just call Marilyn Manson "the freaky frontman".
The freaky frontman added: "I always go there when I'm in London, the cheese and onion is great. Good old-fashioned fare."
So, Manson believes Greggs does the best pasties, does he? He always was an idiot. Everyone knows Sayers pasties are miles, miles better.