Gordon Smart reports this morning that Justin Bieber has been voted one of Time Magazine's Top 100 people.
To be fair, Bieber recognises that this is ridiculous.
So, who would you put on the list, lil'fella? Barney The Dinosaur? Mr Maker?
"It has got to be Charlie Sheen.Well done, Justin. You've managed to pick the only person who is less deserving of a place on any sort of list of achievement than you are.
"He's got a million followers in one day on Twitter - I've never seen that happen before.
"Plus he's got tiger blood and he's always winning."