Gordon in the morning: Copied off the back of a DVD box set

Rihanna has filled some bottles with charity and is raffliing them off for UNICEF. Going to be tricky to turn that into anything more, eh, Gordon?

RIHANNA borrows an idea from Derek Trotter in her new advert.

The singer is bottling her own tap water to sell on.

But unlike Del Boy, she won't be flogging it in The Nag's Head like in Only Fools And Horses episode Mother Nature's Son.

It's funny that Gordon appears to know the episode title but not the plot of the programme. And, if you had to, wouldn't the concept of filling bottles from the tap and then flogging them at massive mark-ups be better compared to Coca-Cola's Dasani?