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Gordon in the morning: Meeting Rihanna
Gordon's reduced to running man doesn't look at women's breasts as a story this morning:
And hats off to the Thin White Duke - who rarely ventures out these days - for managing to avoid eye contact with the songbird's [Rihanna] semi-exposed assets as she leaned in for the meet and greet.Can you make eye contact with a breast, what with them not having eyes?
2 comments:
gordon has never experienced the erotic thrill of having a woman lean over in front of him before. possibly because just as they've made it clear that's what they're about to do, he rubs his hands in glee and announces to all present "here comes cleavage!"
Whoever that commenter above, is, they shouldn't be hiding their light under a bushel. I actually lol'd.
Which is more than could be said for Gordon's "face-to-face oddity" pun.
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