Beyonce: Hobbled

Oh, poor Beyonce. Arriving at a charity do at the New York Met, she decided she wasn't going to hang around for the photographers and only did a quick pose.

The photographers? They weren't happy, and started to boo her.

Unfortunately, Beyonce was wearing a hobble dress and, as she tried to get away, discovered that she couldn't climb the stairs.

Which meant that, in her bid to not spend too much time with the photographers, she wound up having to be slowly half-carried up the stairs while the camera pit continued to boo her.

The moral of this story? If you want to make a quick getaway, don't wear a fetish dress.