Gordon in the morning: Dead letter office

Lady GaGa is photographed in a red leather cap. Rather a mundane quasi-fetishwear choice for Mrs G, but Gordon is going to have a go nevertheless:

LADY GAGA'S kinky postman has been leaving his hats lying around again.

Really? She must have pinched it from her kinky postman? The USPS does a kinky outfit, which they not only issue to staff, but the staff leave laying about? It's unpleasant when Smart peers up women's skirts, but the attempts at whimsy are as unsettling in other ways.