Gordon in the morning: In which the transformation into Alan Partridge is nearly complete

Does Gordon have any women friends? Has he ever spoken to a woman? It's hard to believe as it seems like the very idea that a girl might say she fancies another girl leaves his mouth agape.

This is a response to Adele saying that she thinks Rihanna is quite sexy. Or, as Gordon puts it:

Given the chance, she would whisk her off on a two-week beano to the Greek island of Lesbos.

Yes. He did. In a newspaper.