So it turns out that we're still talking about the size of Mick Jagger's cock. Last year, you'll have shut out of your mind, Keith Richards claimed that it was so miniscule, it was no tool at all.
Today, though, Pete Townshend has decided to defend the honorable member:
He said: "I think it's sad that we will only remember Keith's book because of what he said about the size of Mick's genitals. Which, by the way, to use an apt term, is b*******.Pete doesn't appear to consider that, perhaps, he happened to see Mick fully deployed while Keith couldn't stir Mick to such heights.
"I've seen them and they are not small. And it is not just the balls that are big."
Gordon describes Pete's testimony as "first hand experience". If Mick was that huge, surely he'd have needed a second hand?