Gordon in the morning: The man in the next room

Gordon Smart manages to drag out Noel Gallagher stays in expensive hotel; has room next to the sort of person who stays in expensive hotel into a long, long tale this morning.

It boils down to Noel wondering why his room service was taking so long, and discovering the King Of Tonga is in the next room.

Amusingly, Smart thinks this scrappy holiday anecdote is more interesting than the first listen to Gallagher's new single. Actually, it probably is.