Gordon in the morning: Noel Gallagher Catchphrase

This morning, Gordon pastes the new Noel Gallagher video into a page. But, of course, he's being paid to be a journalistwriter so he has to provide some sort of text to go with it.

So, like a flailing contestant on Catchphrase, he blurts out what he can see happening on-screen:

The promo to The Death Of You And Me is set in a dusty, American desert motel.

Noel is seen sitting in a diner booth before throwing the young woman into the water.

She then escapes the drudgery of work by joining a caravan of travelling musicians.

It's good, but it's not right. Actually, it's not even that good.