Gordon in the morning: Peace and love and understanding

Busily working for the team that brought you the hacking of Milly Dowler's phone, no wonder Gordon Smart has jumped on a happier, warmer piece of news: the Robbie Williams-Noel Gallagher ceasefire.

PEACEMAKER Robbie Williams has waved the white flag and apologised to Noel Gallagher for their long-running feud.

After 15 years of verbal sparring, the Take That star has sent a humble e-mail offering to break some bread over their classic spat.

Let's hope nobody takes that email to a place in Bristol and has them all deleted, eh, Gordon?

Not clear how Smart came to be in possession of the email, but he seems to know quite a lot about it:

Robbie has offered an olive branch, poking fun at himself by signing the note "D-Cup".

You've got to admire either Smart's commitment to News International's standards, or total obliviousness to what has happened this week, for him to run a story which even gives the impression of having had access to somebody else's inbox.