Gordon in the morning: That's unusual

After all the fun and games of yesterday, what has Gordon Smart got to fill his column today?

Um...

I don't know.

The Bizarre webpages haven't been updated since yesterday morning.

Perhaps Gordon has finally decided that if he has nothing to say, he won't say anything.

(Or maybe things are in such meltdown at Wapping they don't have anyone left to update the website.)