Gordon in the morning: What if you took a holiday and nobody noticed?

Beyonce has been talking about her year off.

No, apparently, she'd taken a year off. I can't say I'd noticed, either.

Gordon pitches it, hilariously, as "a gap year":

But unlike most people in their twenties, the singer didn't spend her sabbatical enjoying Amsterdam's "herbal" cafes or meeting Toadfish on the Neighbours set in Melbourne, Australia.

When you're one of the world's biggest pop stars you can afford a more pampered "cultural" experience.

This mainly appears to have consisted of visiting museums and tourist locations like the Great Wall of China, which you're actually able to do even if you're not in the Forbes rich list.