Gordon in the morning: Business as usual

It's almost heartwarming to see Gordon Smart's column there this morning, churning out the usual shitty journalism, casual sexism and rotten attempts to try and bark up an interest in an X Factor remanants. A little bit of substandard normalcy in the midst of a horrible day of news.

Almost heartwarming. But not totally:

LL Cool J joins the Kasabian fan club

Or, in other words, Cool J's desperate comeback has now seen him reduced to doing a Kasabian remix.