Gordon in the morning: I was Uday's double

Somewhat awkwardly - and presumably pulled in as it's connected to a film - Gordon's showbiz column finds space this morning, between Hannah Waterman's baby and a picture of Cameron Diaz, for a story about the horror of being Uday Hussein's double.

Even more surprisingly, while happy to host a bit about a man suffering the physical and mental scars of having been forced to stand-in for the son of a dictator, Smart doesn't have much love for the story about Paul Daniels being hospitalised by a pizza-tossing Sooty, which is relegated to a sidebar.