Gordon in the morning: Toe point

Gordon thinks that the remarkable thing about this photo of Bono is that he has "girlie" red nail polish on his toes.

Seriously, Gordon? You think nail polish is somehow girlie? That attitude is more outdated than the belief that people like Bono.

The really interesting thing, surely, is at the other end:

Bono is capable of wearing sunglasses that aren't irritating. A breakthrough!