Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Gordon in the morning: The ghost of you stays

Alex Peake has an "exclusive" this morning (that's exclusive as in 'nobody else would touch it with a very long pole'):

JUNKIE rocker Pete Doherty has fled to Paris because he says the ghost of Amy Winehouse is haunting his London flat.
Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking. Alex Peake knows what you're thinking. Alex's "source" knows what you're thinking:
"A lot of people will think his visions are probably drug-induced but he claims he is clean."
If that's true, there can only be one explanation: he's angling for a Most Haunted celebrity special.