Gordon brings news of an attempt by Paris Hilton to relaunch her music career with a house album.
She said: "I have a huge passion for house music. It always has been my passion. I just haven't been able to focus on it, because I have been doing reality TV for so long now.Yeah, I could see how you'd have to do a bit of TV, in order to get a few quid behind you before launching your house career.
Oddly, though, IMDB suggests she made eight episodes of something called The World According To Paris last year, and nothing else since the BFF thing spluttered to an unwatched halt in 2009. Not exactly the most demanding of schedules.
Still, when it comes to house, Hilton is something of an expert:
"There are just so many great DJs right now. And I should know – I've been to over 100 raves in the past year, so I've heard every type of music."Really? You've been to raves where pubrock, shoegaze, lion rock and raggle-taggle have been played? I guess that would command some sort of respect.
But why is Gordon even wasting his time regurgitating this FHM interview?
Topless Paris Hilton is in the houseAh, that would be it. I know for a fact Judge Jules got his big DJing break by pulling his bodystocking down for FHM.