Gordon has a curious tale this morning about Mel B apparently wanting to become Australian:
The married mum of three said: "I would love to become an Australian citizen."There's little context to this surprising announcement.
Eldest child Phoenix, 13, has enrolled at a school in Sydney.
Mel added: "I've set up shop here. We are all really happy and settled."
Which is understandable, because the whole thing has been lifted - without any acknowledgement at all - from The Sydney Sunday Telegraph, which basically uses a few words to line up some photos of Scary.
In other words, Gordon is now pinching stories from glorified photo captions.