There's something so crushingly inevitable about Lady GaGa trumpeting into the Simpsons it's hard to even gather your thoughts against the sound of the bottom of two barrels being scraped simultaneously.
The teaser, which she posted on Wednesday, shows Gaga mania spreading through the Simpson's hometown of Springfield and features clips of the pop star in some of her trademark outfits, including a flame-spitting bra and her meat dress.Sigh. Of course she does.
Baby Maggie Simpson gets dressed up in platform heels to mimic the music superstar.
And I bet Moe wears a meat dress, and gets attacked by racoons. Or it might be Barney, and it might be bears; or Edna and crows. And Homer will sing one of the songs but get the words hilariously wrong - maybe he'll make one of the songs about donuts or beer.
If anyone needs me, I'm going to be dragging the satellite dish off the wall.