Aung San Suu Kyi is going to be in London next week, and at a Foreign Office Reception she's going to meet Dave Lee Travis:
Bearded Dave, 67 — who gave himself his Cornflake nickname while presenting Radio 1’s Breakfast Show — said: “I am absolutely thrilled.DLT, of course, has been basking in the glow of having been picked out as the World Service presenter who kept Suu Kyi entertained during her house arrest years.
“I’m just knocked out to have the chance to meet her.”
The trouble is, it was fairly obvious that she was really talking about Bob Holness' programme, not DLT.
Which means that poor Aung San is in for two disappointments in quick measure next week. Hasn't she suffered enough?