Gordon in the morning: Lays, lady, Lays

Somehow I doubt the very basis of Gordon's story that Lady GaGa is eating crisps to put on weight, but let's take that idea at face value:

GARY Lineker shouldn’t get complacent as the face of Walkers crisps.
Lady Gaga has started eating them after being introduced to the snack by one of her British dancers who has them sent from the UK.

She’s asked for packets of salt and vinegar and prawn cocktail flavours.

Prawn Cocktail, maybe, but... erm, Lays flog Salt & Vinegar crisps in most decent-sized supermarkets in America. It's unlikely that GaGa would need to ship 'em in...

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