Oh, can you imagine the horror of being in Little Mix?
Yes, you probably can, as it's going to be a lot like everyone else's life.
Hang on a moment, though, it apparently involves getting mobbed:
LITTLE MIX star Jesy Nelson relies on her mother to avoid being easily recognised in public.Really? There's a massive subset of fans who would recognise your name but not your face?
The singer admitted it can turn into quite an ordeal when she’s mobbed by fans.
She said: “I’ve started getting my mum to call me something else instead of my name when we’re out shopping."
Unless, maybe, your mother calls out things like "Jesy Nelson from Little Mix - yes you do, off the X Factor, imagine The Saturdays on powersave mode - could you get me a packet of Paxo from the gravy aisle, please." Then I guess it might happen.