There's a couple of odd moments in Gordon's bit on Psy this morning:
Psy — who hit No1 in the UK after his Gangnam Style video spread like a virus online — said: “The agency heard my raps and were picturing a 6ft tall, sharp-looking, trendy guy.What does that last line mean, exactly? It's not clear what the "case" is which Smart is referring to - executives not making a decision? Executives forcing pop stars to have plastic surgery? Is he suggesting the Spice Girls were only a success because they had their faces fixed? It sounds like a throwaway line that, perhaps, should have remained thrown away.
“But the CEO opened our meeting with the statement, ‘What are we going to do with this?’ Staff said, ‘How about we make him wear a cool mask?’
“Everyone was coming up with solutions to my ‘looks’ problem. They said, ‘How about a bit of plastic surgery here and there?’
“The CEO’s response to that was, ‘Just a bit?’
“In the end they reached no conclusions and just walked out of the room.”
The SPICE GIRLS would never have seen the light of day if that was the case over here.
He’s a strange fruit this Psy boy, even by Korean standards.Yes, Gordon did use the words "strange fruit" in a vaguely racist aren't-foreigners-funny sentence.
Psy tells a tale - to someone else, obviously, Gordon's just copied it down - about how a drugs arrest meant he was unable to carry his grandfather's coffin. Clearly, this is upsetting and something important to the man:
He revealed: “The person who got hurt the most was my grandfather. He passed away only three days later.That's heartbreaking, isn't it? How does Gordon deal with this?
“I got arrested while he was suffering from late-stage cancer. I was not there at the funeral to lift his coffin. I will regret this for the rest of my life.”
Never mind Gangnam Style — he popped his clogs Grandad style.Really, Gordon? Your reaction to a man sharing his regret at missing his grandfather's funeral is to snicker?