Do you remember just before Christmas Gordon Smart getting very excited over Rita Ora wearing a "nip-slip outfit", which turned out to be a garment that, theoretically, one of Ora's nipples could peek out of?
It's happened again today - Smart's run a piece by Ayeesha Walsh under the headline:
Cop a load of Rita! Ora narrowly avoids nip-slip in leather PC outfitOnce was awkward. To run two "you could almost see her nipples" pieces in two months is creepy. It's starting to make the Bizarre column like a print version of the bit in Gregory's Girl where the horny teenage virgins discuss what they nearly saw at the nurses' home.