Morrissey turning into one-man Prince Philip tribute act

Hot on the heels of the 'moaning on about foreigners' comes the latest part of Morrissey's bid to become the Duke Of Edinburgh with a shrinking quiff: he's copied Phil's 'cancelling engagements due to a bladder infection' schtick.

Apparently he's in a Detroit hospital with the none-more-Carry-On affliction.