As if Bruno Mars singing about vaginas wasn't awkward enough, he's now talking about singing about vaginas. Readers with toes which can curl are advised to look away now:
''It feels good to sing about. It feels...sexy. It puts you in a sexy frame of mind. It feels good to project. Sex is a great party starter.I don't think anyone thinks of it as being a blasphemous line, Bruno. Unless there's a religion which has a Thou Shalt Not Cringe commandment.
''The verses to me are what really makes that song: 'Swimming in your water is something spiritual'.
''If you think it's blasphemous, then obviously you don't know that it's poetry.''
"Swimming in your waters". Bruno talks like a man who's never got beyond splashing about in the shallow end.