Must be a quiet day, even in made-up celebrity news circles, as there's a big chunk of Gordon's pages given over to a frankly bizarre trawl through the archives for photos of two famous people wearing similar coloured clothes:
DJ NICK GRIMSHAW and HARRY STYLES keep it simple in jeans, tees and trainers – it’s got us seeing double despite the age gap.Two young people wear jeans and t-shirt. But one is a handful of years older. CRAZY TIMES.
They're going to try and build a paywall around this sort of thing. A paywall.