Gordon in the morning: Hold the front page
Whoever would have thought:
LADY GAGA’s next tour will be even weirder than her previous gigs.As breaking news goes, that's right up there with 'October will be cooler than July', 'Glastonbury 2014 tickets will cost more than they did the year before' and 'ignored toddler will screech more loudly when ignored in Tesco'.
But thanks for telling us, Gordon.
1 comment:
Oh let's be honest, it's more like "August will be hotter than July" It's unlikely and at best it will be the same. Also heat comparisons are relative and neither month will actually be hot in comparison to a genuinely hot place.
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