Gordon's report on the plan is as awful as you'd expect - he uses the word "lesbionics" and seems to think that there's something "left-field" about the idea.
But really, let's save most of our eyes to roll at Robbie Williams.
The casting call — which is for a new song with rapper and songwriter JAKE EMLYN — asks for: “Two girls who are willing to heavily kiss for one scene! Must have LONG hair.Fifty quid. Fifty quid for appearing in a video for a bloke worth £105 million quid.
“Please note, if you have a real partner who you’d like to submit along with you! This role will pay £50 for the day, plus expenses.”
Hats off the Robbie Williams who has managed to take an insultingly squalid idea and turn it into something financially repellent as well.
What was that meeting like, Robbie? "Look, if we're going to exploit these women, let's really exploit them, yeah?"