Gordon in the morning: GaGa's had her chips

Behind Gordon's dog-patrolled paywall today, he's got the story of Lady GaGa turning up in the UK. She headed, with grim determination, to the nearest cameras ("the nearest chip shop"):

The queen of quirk popped to a chippy in latex waders, pink bra and killer heels with shells and a starfish in her hair. Lady Gaga.

Did she? How refreshingly eccentric she is, right? And in no way desperately screaming "look at me" to try and stop everyone talking about Miley Cyrus' younger and more newsworthy bottom.