You know that episode of Modern Family where one of Spandau Ballet turns up to do a solo gig at one of the houses?
Nothing like that would happen in real life, right?
What's that, Melton Times?
A STAR-STRUCK fan had a birthday bash he’ll never forget when one of the biggest British pop stars of the eighties turned up to sing in his back garden.Actually it's quite a sweet story - Taylor's a big fan and knows Pearson, so it was a favour for a friend rather than reduced circumstances. But the Melton Times does slightly overboil it:
Martin Taylor, of Asfordby, was overjoyed when Denise Pearson, lead singer with Five Star and now a solo artist, sang at his 42nd birthday party on Saturday.
Renowned as Britain’s answer to the Jackson Five...Let me just stop you there. "Renowned" is not a synonym for "Desperately marketed as".