2013 Steps To Nowhere: December

Blur have started to sell flat caps with their logos on.

Courtney Love discovered that 'it's on the internet' isn't a legal defence. James Arthur apologised after discovering 'it's in a rap' it's an explanation.

Heart said no to Seaworld and Katy Perry said no to her parents.

Morrissey cut his boyfriend out of his autobiography. Kim Wilde added being a bit psychic to her CV.

Matt Goss told us he tried to get off with Princess Di once.

Beyonce dropped an album out of nowhere.

Returning: Old Tommy Vance programmes, Swervedriver
Retiring: Justin Bieber
Suspending operations: The Courteneers