2013 Steps To Nowhere: June

Polly Harvey got the MBE.

Florence, out of Florence And The Machine is going to be in Star Wars. Possibly. Har Mar Superstar was not joining the Replacements. Definitely.

Peter Andre was threatening to leave East Grinstead and Ed Sheeran moved off to Nashville.

Glastonbury happened. The main concern? Who was that guy with the iPad during Nile Roger's set? But then everyone started to complain about Rolling Stones being described as old, despite this being a joke that dates back to the 1970s.

Lou Reed went to Ohio, and had one of Laurie Anderson's livers inserted into him.

Liam Gallagher like Emeli Sande, like most semi-retired men do. He also set the story straight about stealing Idris Elba's hat. But even that couldn't persuade people to go out to see him play live.

The long held belief that Warner Chappell owns Happy Birthday was put to the test.

The New York Times ran a story about the resurgence of vinyl, nearly twenty years after its first story on the resurgence of vinyl.

We've got a long way through the year. Time to remember why Bono is terrible

You know what's wrong with The Voice? The people the judges choose to win. Not the judges, obviously.

Leaving: Kim Deal out the Pixies
Closing: Songbird
Pausing: Bloc Party
Launching: iRadio
Relaunching: MySpace
Swapping: HMV and Foot Locker flagship stores