You know it's going to be bad when a website tells you there are Six Things You Need To Know about a Bruno Mars gig. Six things? You only need three - where, when it starts and when it finishes. That's all you need to avoid the thing like an ebola-ravaged groundhog.
But when the MLive article starts, it gets even odder:
Bruno Mars is the most ubiquitous pop star to play Van Andel Arena in a long time.What does that mean?
I suspect the idea they were going for was he's the most famous, or simply the biggest, pop star to play the venue for a long time, but it's a really odd way of phrasing it.
"Where are we going, lads?"
"To be ubiquitous."
"More ubiquitous than most other acts."
Katy Perry's playing the arena in a few weeks. She's even more ubiquitous.