I Wouldn't Change A Thing

Michael Jackson - taking a break from working on that Katrina benefit single, we presume - has been talking about his career:

"I've been in the entertainment industry since I was six years old. As Charles Dickens says, 'It's been the best of times, the worst of times'. But I would not change my career."

Really, Michael? You wouldn't even change it so it didn't run into the sand sometime around 1992?

Still, it's interesting to see Michael choosing the French Revolution as a metaphor for his career - as we recall, that ended rather badly when someone started to decide he was some sort of monarch, didn't it?