Assistance

We know from peering at the Google search terms that bring people here that one of the thwarted hopes visitors have is that they'll find out about "Rhett Miller + model wife." Well, since we like to satisfy, we've asked Becky Bamboo, and she's filled us in. The wife in question is Erica Lahn, and this is what she looks like:

As for the people looking for "Holly+Vallance+Naked"... well, keep hoping...

[UPDATED: 25-01-15 to add back the photo which had become detached over the last 13 years]