Glamour Awards: Perhaps it's irony?

When we heard that Victoria Beckham had picked up two awards from Glamour, we wondered. Especially since she turned up to get them, so they couldn't have been anything she actually deserved.

It turns out she's the magazine's Woman of the Year, presumably given to reward her for a successful twelve months in which her husband got a new job and she had dinner with the public faces of a cult.

Even more surprisingly, she won Entrepreneur of the Year. In a way, that she manages to spin gold from nothing, does means she is at least packagable as a brand, but could Glamour not find a woman who was an actual entrepreneur, rather than having a team of people finding projects making overpriced jeans for her to sign off on?

Victoria also had something to say to those who suggest that it's the fault of her upbringing that David Beckham won't get a knighthood in Blair's resignation honours:

“Who cares if I’m not posh enough. All I care about is that Karl Lagerfeld said I’m cool — and he’s the man.”

The really sad thing is that probably is all she cares about. She's thirty-three and feels the need to tell people that a man who makes trousers thinks she's "cool".

The winners, in weary-making full:

Woman Of The Year:
VICTORIA BECKHAM

Entrepreneur Of The Year:
VICTORIA BECKHAM

Nokia Newcomer Of The Year:
FREEMA AGYEMAN

Accessory Designer Of The Year: ANYA HINDMARCH

Band Of The Year:
GIRLS ALOUD

Writer Of The Year:
TERI HATCHER

TV Personality Of The Year:
CHARLOTTE CHURCH

Film Actress Of The Year:
SIENNA MILLER

Film-makers Of The Year:
TRACEY SEAWARD and CHRISTINE LANGAN

International Solo Artist Of The Year: BEYONCE

Fashion Designer Of The Year:
LUELLA BARTLEY

UK Solo Artist Of The Year:
AMY WINEHOUSE

Sportswoman Of The Year:
ZARA PHILLIPS

Presenter Of The Year:
FEARNE COTTON

Radio Personality Of The Year:
SARA COX

Funny Woman Of The Year:
CATHERINE TATE

Outstanding Contribution:
HELEN MIRREN

Inspiration Award:
ANGELINA JOLIE

Man Of The Year:
ERIC MABIUS