After a bad marriage, try a good mandolin

Having been ousted by Andrew Lloyd Webber from the top of the money tree, and facing what must always be described as a "bitter divorce battle" with Heather, where might Paul McCartney find comfort and peace?

In the mandolin shop, that's where:

"I bought a mandolin. It isn't tuned like a guitar so I didn't know my way around it.

The excitement of getting the mandolin, finding new chords - that's really lifted me, that has."

We're not sure if he muttered "I spent six bloody months trying to learn the lute before Sting brought his bloody record out, mind..."