What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

Of course the new Peaches album will be called I Feel Cream. Of course it will. It's going to splatter across your faces on May 4th; before then, on April 27th, she's playing the Royal Festival Hall as part of the Ether Festival.

You could go, but she'd snap you in two.

Jarvis in Meltdown

What surprises us is not that Jarvis Cocker is curating the Meltdown festival on the Southbank this year, but that they've done it for thirteen times before without asking him.

No word yet as to who he'll be inviting along to the Royal Festival Hall, but he's got until June to come up with a convincing line-up.