Kasabian invent new genre
What, you might wonder, will the next Kasabian album be like?
Wonder no longer, for Serge Pizzorno has revealed the masterplan:
“We’re angry. So the album’s going to be angry. It’s like Bosnian folklore music.”
According to Wikipedia, Bosnian folklore music is "fourth generation Beatle copyism, usually featuring a lot of shouting about nothing."





