Trapped in the closet

It's the scenario every woman (supposedly) dreams of: being locked in a confined space with Justin Timberlake.

It's also, unfortunately, the scenario every man dreads: being trapped in a box with Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.

This all happened backstage at the Brits, explains TPT:

"I was interviewing Justin but because it was noisy, I told him to move into a quieter area. "Then I discovered I'd pulled him into a cupboard and locked us in. We were panicking actually. Someone eventually let us out and he couldn't get away from me fast enough."

...which, we presume, was the real reason he had to be locked in a cupboard in the first place.

No, Tara, No

We've always had a softy spot for Tara Palmer Tompkinson; her skittish performance on Frank Skinner (okay, she was coked off her head, but) is a TV classic moment. But when we hear that she's going to launch a singing career, we find ourselves suddenly recalling that we're meant to be exhibiting class hatred here.