Diddy might lose his bottle

Tom Patti is angry-to-the-point-of-lawsuits with Puff Daddy. And, in particular, his perfume. Not just because it smells of a wetdog sleeping in a mushroom storeroom. Oh, no: Patti is suing because he says the bottle of the poorly named "Unforgivable" is ripped off one of his sculptures.

It's surprising anyone buys the perfume anyway - in the advert, Diddy intones that "life without passion is Unforgivable". Which means, presumably, that the bottle contains passionless life.