Le Pulp

So, apparently Jarvis is planning to move to France because it's "safer" - we're presuming he's unaware that the Daily Star has been reporting that accident prone Michael Barrymore has also been looking at houses there.

Interesting that Cocker believes that France "never gets involved in war" - since we suspect that he can't have not heard of World War II, even if he did miss Angola, we can only assume he's confusing France and Switzerland. Lets hope he's not expecting lederhosen and cuckoo clocks.

I STAND CORRECTED: We were in the shower earlier and realised we meant Algeria, not Angola.