"She does look a bit slaggy"

The TV watchdogs the ITC have harrumphed loudly over an edition of CD:UK which featured Christina and Valance.

Not together, you understand. God, no. Separately. It was too much for thirteen viewers, who complained it was inappropriate for kids' TV. The ITC didn't actually agree, but decided to issue a warning to be careful in the future.

Looks like the planned Christmas premiere of Britney's cover of Fuck Like A Beast may be scrapped.